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Jesse Joyce: Double Pneumonia
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I got double pneumonia. Do
you guys even know what that is? I didn't. But here's the deal -- see, apparently, pneumonia is when one of your lungs fills up with fluid, and double pneumonia is when God hates you.
Jesse Joyce - Sexy Surgery
You won't get laid during surgery.
Tags: Jesse Joyce (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 478
Jesse Joyce - No Skills
Jesse Joyce has no skills for a real job.
Tags: Jesse Joyce (2), growing up (453), work/office (398)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 363
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,275
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,182
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 817
Mike Birbiglia - Cancer Joke
Mike ruins a charity event with his cancer joke.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), storyteller (263)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 6,947
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,444
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,240
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