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There is a baseball park in Illinois that is serving what is called 'Baseball's Best Burger.' This is a giant burger. It's smothered in cheese, covered in bacon and served between two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, and it doesn't stop there. For an extra 50 cents, you can actually have a cardiologist pop out and just punch you.
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