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“Well,” says the man, “I can take it. Give me the bad news first.”
“The rash you have is going to get worse. It will travel throughout your body, eventually even making it to your internal organs. It is a terminal disease, and my guess is you have 30 days to live.”
“My God!” says the patient. “What's the good news?!”
“Well,” says the doctor, “Did you see that beautiful receptionist, the one with the big boobs and the nice butt? I'm dating her!”
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,007
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,506
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,333
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 938
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,036
Rondell Sheridan - Hot Shower
Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,022
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,071
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726
