Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
All my friends are good looking.
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
The coma is underrated.
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

