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You're in a bar --
grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 776
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,779
Johnny Dark - Leprosy
Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (976), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 193
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 848
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 903
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 936
Keith Robinson - Plead Stupidity
If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), health (976), crime (415)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 135
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,554
Doug Stanhope - Vices
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,123
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