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The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."
Then the guy asks for the good news.
The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (956), drugs (630)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,686
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (956), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,165
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), technology (347)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,358
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (956), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 787
Mike Birbiglia - Cancer Joke
Mike ruins a charity event with his cancer joke.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), health (956), storyteller (261)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 6,479
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (956), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,430
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,422
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,227
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,721
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,424
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