As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.
Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.
Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless."
Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
An American in America is an American.
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
