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Engineers and The Human Body
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One says, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another says, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last says, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
D.L. Hughley - University Study
Fellatio may significantly decrease the rate of breast cancer in women.
Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,403
Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 701
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 612
Andy Kindler - Legal Marijuana
Andy fit in all possible vices while in Amsterdam.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,251
Lizz Winstead - Olestra
There's a certain irony in Olestra.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,246
Open Mic Challenge - Michael Palascak
Michael Palascak science-fanatic friend got a tattoo of an atom on his arm.
Tags: science (303), tattoos (21)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 67
Gerry Dee - Gerry Dee Teaches You
Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), science (303), school (258)
Posted: 05/14/08
Views: 95,743
Jimmy Carr - Guinea Pigs
They're not called "guinea pigs" for nothing.
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), science (303)
Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 5,575
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Tony Brown - Perfect People
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Tags: Tony Brown (2), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 172
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