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If I was in charge
of the weather and I wanted to get it right, you hire people with arthritis to do the weather because they know in advance when it's going to rain. You see a weather person... with a gnarled hand pointing to the map, you better get your slicker on because it's going to rain. These people are in touch with the weather.
Eddie Brill - News Anchors
News anchors are so in love with themselves.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), media (651), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,113
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 362
Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven
All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 211
Eddie Brill - The Rules of English
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 569
Eddie Brill - Yellow Pages
One out of 10 people use the Texas Yellow Pages.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), money (865), media (651)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 484
Eddie Brill - Grandma's False Teeth
Remember what a shock it was to find your grandma's false teeth in her glass of water?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 244
Eddie Brill - Nicknames
You can't make up your own nickname.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 321
Eddie Brill - New Yorkers in Colorado
Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 314
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,275
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