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Don't want to go down
to Alabama. It's hot down there -- slave heat. It was like 98 degrees at three in the morning. I was like, Alabama must got their own sun. I was hiding from the sun like it was the police.
Jimmy Pardo - Towels
Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 485
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
Tags: Carmen Lynch (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 436
Tom Papa - Hotel Behavior
Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,008
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,714
Clinton Jackson - SARS
During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 964
Joe Bolster - International Phone Calls
It's fun to make prank calls from a plane.
Tags: Joe Bolster (2), health (976), travel (310)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 411
Doug Benson - Buckingham Palace
Guards at Buckingham Palace are only required to stand still with their afro-hats.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), health (976), movies (559)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 464
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,989
Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,991
Andy Kindler - Worried Wildlife
It would be neat if dogs could gesture.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 314
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