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Drew Hastings: Heartburn Medication
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Prescription medication for heartburn: side effects include abdominal pain, nausea, diarrhea, and flatulence. You know what? I'll take the heartburn.
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Posted: 01/02/03

Drew Hastings - Advertising

Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), health (976), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,886

Drew Hastings - Aging

It's hard to be cool, the older you get.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (296), smoking (126)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 44,939

Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend

Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,114

Drew Hastings - Farming

Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (20),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 122,601

Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,774

Drew Hastings - Act of God

When did insurance agents get so religious?

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 973

Drew Hastings - Savings Cards

Drew loves savings.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), money (865), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,323

Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials

Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (1003), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,547

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,991

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,272

 
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