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A: Twelve: One to do it. one to chart it. ten to write the policy and procedure.
Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physican to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,007
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,506
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,333
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 938
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,036
Rondell Sheridan - Hot Shower
Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,022
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,071
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726
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