Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Two drinks are not really that much.
Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.
Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?
Alcohol is the number one reason why people go home with ugly people.
It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
