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So, the next day he made a mixture of tap water, his daughter's urine, his dog's urine -- and he added some of his own semen to it. He brought it to the pharmacy and put ten dollars and the stuff in. After a minute the paper came out and said, ''The tap water has lead, the dog has worms, your daughter is on drugs and she's not your daughter.''
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,997
Gabriel Iglesias - Terminator
If you missed I'm Not Fat...I'm Fluffy, then watch it here. It's like the past, today!
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), health (976), movies (559)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 17,976
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,504
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,333
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 936
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035
Rondell Sheridan - Hot Shower
Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,022
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,061
