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It's kind of hard losing
weight, though, when every time you see a sign that says, 'World's Best Donut,' you take it as a personal challenge. You're like, 'I'll see about that. Oh, you're right, this is a good donut. I'll take seven dozen and a diet coke.'
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 889
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 430
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,860
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 383
Brian Regan - Serving Size
Serving sizes are just too small.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 5,526
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,737
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