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Boris Hamilton: Lasik Surgery
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I'm not sure if I want someone shooting lasers in my eyes at this point, but as soon as I can get the surgery where lasers shoot out of my eyes, I'm first in line that day.
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Posted: 03/24/05

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596

Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones

Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375

Sue Murphy - Tan

Sue Murphy tans for too long.

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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,087

Elvira Kurt - Technology

When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 984

Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), health (976), parents (525)

Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 52,796

Tim Young - Caller ID

Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,709

Boris Hamilton - Distraction

Boris should just enjoy having sex.

Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 194

Patton Oswalt - I Hate

Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 90,361

Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health

Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.

Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (976), movies (559)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 85

Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now

Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), health (976), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 919

 
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