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Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

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How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

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The coma is underrated.

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Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

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Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.

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