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Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

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How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

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All my friends are good looking.

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Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.

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Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.

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The coma is underrated.

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When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

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Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.

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Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."

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Jay Mohr - Massages

It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.

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