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Becky Pedigo: Your Mind and Your Butt
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First things that go when you get old: your mind and your butt. I'm just hoping mine go at the same time. I'm serious. Because when my butt starts slapping me in the back of the knees, I do not want to be able to figure out what it is.
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Posted: 04/27/06

Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age

Becky is not impressed with the young.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 914

Wendy Liebman - Getting Older

Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.

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Posted: 04/21/98
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Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper

To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.

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Becky Pedigo - Haircut Recovery

Becky appreciates the rigors of hairdressing school.

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Posted: 04/27/06
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Nick DiPaolo - Plastic Surgery

People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.

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Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut

Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.

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Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones

The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.

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Richard Carter - Sex after 70

Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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Larry Brown - Mid-30s

Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.

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Posted: 05/23/94
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