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Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,005
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,182
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 818
Mike Birbiglia - Cancer Joke
Mike ruins a charity event with his cancer joke.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), storyteller (263)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 6,947
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,444
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,240
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,506
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,333
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
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