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Hayes MacArthur: Long Term Relationship
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By 'long term,' I mean you're having sex with the same person twice a week with no condom.
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Posted: 03/31/05

Hayes MacArthur - Booty Calls

Hayes is terrible at booty calls.

Tags: Hayes MacArthur (2), sex (983), imitations (787)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 660

Hayes MacArthur - Prostitution

There is a lot of prostitution on Hayes MacArthur's corner.

Tags: Hayes MacArthur (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 611

Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl

Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (983), dating (637)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 5,468

Stephen Rannazzisi - Four Hour Contract

Stephen Rannazzisi takes Viagra.

Tags: Stephen Rannazzisi (3), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,691

Chris Porter - Being Single

Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.

Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (983), dating (637)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 9,281

John Mooney - Mooney Charm

John Mooney has a special way with the ladies.

Tags: John Mooney (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,056

Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex

There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,186

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.

Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 6,277

Richard Lewis - Egomaniac

Richard isn't an egomaniac, but his knee is very cocky.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), dating (637)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 474

Matt Fulchiron - Dial Tone

If you hear a dial tone, it's because the comedy is off the hook.

Tags: Matt Fulchiron (2), sex (983), dating (637)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 646

 
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