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Hayes MacArthur: Creature Comfort
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I love creature comfort. That's why when I'm coming off a relationship, I like to shave my left leg. That way when I roll over at night, it feels like there's a woman in bed with me.
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Posted: 03/31/05

Hayes MacArthur - Booty Calls

Hayes is terrible at booty calls.

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Posted: 03/31/05
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Hayes MacArthur - Prostitution

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Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.

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It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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