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Hayes MacArthur: Asking for Directions
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I read in the paper
a couple of days ago that the number one thing that guys say when they get picked up for soliciting prostitutes is they say that they were asking for directions. So that means conversations like this are taking place outside my house: 'Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me how to get to the corner of Sunset Boulevard and Oral Sex?' 'Oh, you want to get to the corner of Sunset and Oral? You're gonna want to take $75 Street.'
Hayes MacArthur - Prostitution
There is a lot of prostitution on Hayes MacArthur's corner.
Tags: Hayes MacArthur (2), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 4,131
Hayes MacArthur - Booty Calls
Hayes is terrible at booty calls.
Tags: Hayes MacArthur (2), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 3,886
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 5,532
Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
Tags: sex (1202), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,431
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,676
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 2,184
James Hannah - A Sista
James Hannah explains the difference between an ordinary woman and a sista.
Tags: James Hannah (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 967
Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia
A sheriff gives a misleading account after arresting a man for public masturbation.
Tags: Tom McCaffrey (2), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 1,382
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Tags: Ron White (19), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 42,196
Anthony Griffith - LA Riots
A sale is a sale.
Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,537
