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Hayes MacArthur: Asking for Directions
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I read in the paper
a couple of days ago that the number one thing that guys say when they get picked up for soliciting prostitutes is they say that they were asking for directions. So that means conversations like this are taking place outside my house: 'Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me how to get to the corner of Sunset Boulevard and Oral Sex?' 'Oh, you want to get to the corner of Sunset and Oral? You're gonna want to take $75 Street.'
Hayes MacArthur - Prostitution
There is a lot of prostitution on Hayes MacArthur's corner.
Tags: Hayes MacArthur (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 542
Hayes MacArthur - Booty Calls
Hayes is terrible at booty calls.
Tags: Hayes MacArthur (2), sex (1283), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 587
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,180
James Hannah - A Sista
James Hannah explains the difference between an ordinary woman and a sista.
Tags: James Hannah (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 278
Robert Hawkins - World Traveler
In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 244
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 518
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,805
Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia
A sheriff gives a misleading account after arresting a man for public masturbation.
Tags: Tom McCaffrey (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 209
Ted Blumberg - Sexual Harassment
Flirting is not part of a job requirement.
Tags: Ted Blumberg (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,036
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