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You work security and you
ain't got no gun -- you're just a paid witness.
Harris Stanton - Working Security
A security guard is a paid witness.
Tags: Harris Stanton (2), Premium Blend (749), parents (467)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 331
Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
Tags: Harris Stanton (2), Premium Blend (749), work/office (359)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 360
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (291), laws (102)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,472
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,227
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,008
Juston McKinney - Bad Cop
If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), storyteller (264), crime (256)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 3,134
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (470), observational (335)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,948
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (359), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,551
Marc Maron - Drug Testing
Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 489
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 991
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