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You work security and you
ain't got no gun -- you're just a paid witness.
Harris Stanton - Working Security
A security guard is a paid witness.
Tags: Harris Stanton (2), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 291
Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
Tags: Harris Stanton (2), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 327
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), crime (415)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,694
Juston McKinney - Bad Cop
If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), crime (415), storyteller (263)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,940
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,740
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,229
Marc Maron - Drug Testing
Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 429
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 903
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