Harris Stanton Jokes
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Harris Stanton: Where Tax Dollars Go
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You know where they do
send your taxes? They give it to prisons, so prisoners can have weights to lift. You believe that? We've got muggers and murderers, and they're getting stronger. So when they get parole, they can mug your ass better than they did before they went in.
Harris Stanton - Working Security
A security guard is a paid witness.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 291
Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 327
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,359
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
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Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,180
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 6,585
Damon Wayans - Bicycle Cop
Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 1,973
Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
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Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,950
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,252
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