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My mom is a major
pain in the ass. Let me explain -- my mom is a 'camera mom.' Everybody's got that one person in their family, but it ain't their mom. All they do is walk around and go, 'Wait, don't move, let me go get my camera.' All my life I got that. It didn't even have to be camera moments. Like when I was all dressed up to go to the prom by myself, 'Wait! Let me get my camera!' 'Uh, we don't need a camera for this. I'm gonna remember this sh*t for the rest of my life.'
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,806
Shang Forbes - Family
Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (787), growing up (423)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 451
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 706
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 3,214
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,116
D.L. Hughley - Slow Kids
Black people won't admit there's anything wrong with their child.
Tags: kids (641), parents (467)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 4,483
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 282
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 489
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