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Harland Williams: No Vehicle, No Service
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Did you ever notice at the drive-thru they always got that little sign: 'No vehicle, no service'? So this is what I did: I bought myself a Wonder Woman costume. So now, I walk right up to the window. The lady says, 'Where's your vehicle?' I say, 'I'm in my invisible jet, a**hole.'
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Posted: 06/23/05

Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

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Those priests sure do love to talk.

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