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Harland Williams: Talking in Church
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I love going to church;
every Sunday, I'm there. The only thing I don't like about it is those priests sure do like to talk, don't they? Oh, they love to talk and talk, but they don't like it when you talk in church, do they? Oh no, they don't like that action. Like last Sunday, I'm in church, priest is blabbing away. There's just a little tiny quiet spot in the middle of his sermon, just a little, little tiny quiet spot. I stood up in the middle of the church, and all I said was, 'Hey! I smell ass!'
Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), observational (343)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,906
Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (584), driving (287)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,699
Harland Williams - Everybody Farts
Harland unifies the audience with a poem.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), ethnic (797), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 690
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (584)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,587
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (749), food (584)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,736
Harland Williams - Church
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), TV (407), music (401)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 4,587
Harland Williams - Bags of Manure
There are cheaper ways to get manure.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), family (602), friends (319)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,198
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), work/office (390)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,085
Harland Williams - Door Open Button
Everyone's pretended to push the elevator's door open button.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), observational (343), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 725
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (749), food (584)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,348
