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Hari Kondabolu: Ethnic Needs
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The cocoa butter had been moved to the 'ethnic needs' section of my supermarket. And at first I was happy. I'm like, 'Ethnic needs: end of police brutality, more access to health care, more educational opportunities. Finally.' No, no -- just hair relaxers and cocoa butter, apparently.
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See Hari Kondabolu Tell It » Hari Kondabolu - Ethnic Needs Apparently, people of ethnicity only need two things: hair relaxers and cocoa butter.
Filed Under: lookin' good (555),  ethnic (533),  Hari Kondabolu (16)
Posted: 01/16/10

Hari Kondabolu - Ethnic Needs

Apparently, people of ethnicity only need two things: hair relaxers and cocoa butter.

Tags: Hari Kondabolu (11), ethnic (870), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 19,756

Hari Kondabolu - White Chocolate

If you think of white chocolate before you think of brown chocolate, then you are a racist.

Tags: Hari Kondabolu (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 02/03/11
Views: 6,176

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Chinese people are bold enough to sell black hair care products.

Tags: Richard Trask (4), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

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Views: 641

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Tags: Sue Costello (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

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Jimmie Walker - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson gets whiter by the minute.

Tags: Jimmie Walker (4), ethnic (870), health (657)

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Views: 1,476

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Tags: ethnic (870), stereotypes (440)

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Views: 2,715