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Happy Cole: Helping a Single Mom
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You ever been in a store before and see a mom -- she got like five or six kids, and she can't control any of the kids. Kids just running around knocking stuff off the shelves, just yelling at people for no reason. You feel bad for the woman, so walk over and do like I do. I just say, 'Excuse me, ma'am, I noticed you're having some trouble with your children, and it would be my pleasure to slap the hell out of that one right there.'
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Posted: 01/07/01

Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers

Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389

D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

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Posted: 08/24/00
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Happy Cole - The Truth About Kids

Parents who say their children are good are lying.

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Posted: 01/07/01
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J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store

J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 602

David Alan Grier - Babies

It's all about the babies.

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Posted: 10/04/01
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Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

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Views: 2,006

Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

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Posted: 08/21/03
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Wanda Sykes - Hey Ma

It's amazing how some mothers can ignore their kids.

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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,292

Jim Breuer - Children's Job

Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.

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Posted: 07/17/09
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Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children

Sandra introduces her adopted children.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492

 
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