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You ever been in a
store before and see a mom -- she got like five or six kids, and she can't control any of the kids. Kids just running around knocking stuff off the shelves, just yelling at people for no reason. You feel bad for the woman, so walk over and do like I do. I just say, 'Excuse me, ma'am, I noticed you're having some trouble with your children, and it would be my pleasure to slap the hell out of that one right there.'
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 382
D.C. Curry - Child Pressure
You don't owe your kids a damn thing.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,825
Happy Cole - The Truth About Kids
Parents who say their children are good are lying.
Tags: Happy Cole (2), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 381
J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store
J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 589
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,783
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,977
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,741
Wanda Sykes - Hey Ma
It's amazing how some mothers can ignore their kids.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,224
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,583
Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing
Leo dresses like he's 12.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,135
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