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Hal Sparks Jokes
Hal Sparks: On the Phone With IKEA
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My day was terrible. I spent six hours on the phone with IKEA technical support. It was six hours of this: 'Um, can I speak to someone who isn't Swedish? Yes, I was assembling the Klorn entertainment center, and I've become trapped inside.'
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Posted: 10/25/02

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