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Kevin Brennan: High School Years
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Really? These are the best years of my life? I live with my parents. I don't have a car. I'm a virgin. I have no money. And these are the best years of my life? Then kill me right now.
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Posted: 01/25/99

Kevin Brennan - High School Reunion

Kevin isn't going to his high school reunion.

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Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving

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