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I don't want to be younger, I really don't. Every time I look back a couple years, I think, 'God, what a jerk I was.' But with that knowledge comes the realization that I'm a jerk right now. I think that's why old people get real quiet. They're like, 'Man, I'm an idiot. I'm going to just stand right here.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

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