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Eddie Gossling: Old Encyclopedias
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I had a horrible set of encyclopedias growing up. My parents didn't want to get new ones, so they got my grandma's old ones. A-Z was covered in two books then... I had no idea how old they were until I got back my failed report on the five planets of our solar system.
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Posted: 11/10/04

Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes

Dwayne finally figured out calculus.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,701

Eddie Gossling - Educating

If you're not getting good grades in Nebraska, try moving to Louisiana.

Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), books (748), parents (525)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 800

Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids

To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.

Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (841), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475

Eddie Gossling - Math

NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.

Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)

Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 956

Clinton Jackson - Class Clown

As a kid, Clinton Jackson used to cut class a lot.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), kids (841), TV (543)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 832

Freddy Soto - The Good Book

The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.

Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,413

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653

Rocky LaPorte - Birthday

Rocky LaPorte turned 38 three or four years ago.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)

Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 1,944

Corey Holcomb - Rough Childhood

Corey gets put in special ed.

Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 3,079

Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom

Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group.

Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,608

 
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