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Sparklers are the gay cousin
of the firework family. I think a flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler. My friends have M-80s, bottle rockets, sticks of dynamite -- they're blowing stuff up, having fun; I'm walking around like the Special Olympics torch boy.
Bob Odenkirk - Gum Wrappers
Bob has some jokes about his friend Mort.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 590
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475
Jay Mohr - Wood Shop
After your wood shop project went wrong, it was hard to look your friends in the eye.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 398
Mike Birbiglia - Old Mill Pond
Mike is not a jump-out-of-the-tree guy.
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Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,625
Tommy Davidson - Fighting
You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping?
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Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,293
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
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Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,379
Gerard Guillory - Telephone
Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 896
Margaret Cho - Margaret's Mom
Margaret's mom used to spoil her.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,681
Brian Posehn - Fights with Friends
Getting into fights with your best friend isn't the same when you're an adult.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), kids (841), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,286
Chuck Roy - Gangster G
Chuck's brother thinks he's in a gang -- in New Hampshire.
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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 531
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