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Rusty Ward: Cremation
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I'm thinking, when I finally
go, when my time is up, I'd like to be cremated. Most people when they're cremated, they want their ashes to be released over the ocean or maybe the grave of a loved one. I'd like to be sprinkled over the food of someone I don't like. I think it'd be the ultimate way to say, 'Eat me.'
Rusty Ward - Food Obsession
Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.
Tags: Rusty Ward (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 200
Bill Engvall - Fifties
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 16,254
Nick Swardson - Alcohol Poisoning
Alcohol poisoning isn't fun, but trying to explain what happened to someone else is.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), alcohol (496), observational (334)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 16,919
Stephen Lynch - A Love Song
If loving a corpse is a sin, Stephen will see you in hell.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 11,438
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), death (318), storyteller (263)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,227
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,042
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Handicapped
Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), storyteller (263), exclusives (191)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 825
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889
Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), The A-List (491), death (318)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512
Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Tags: Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,396
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