What's with all these lemon air fresheners?
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
The latches are always broken in the men's room.

