Gross-Out Jokes
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,179
Dave Attell - Smells
What's with all these lemon air fresheners?
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gross-out (89)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 7,670
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,050
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Handicapped
Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), storyteller (263), exclusives (191)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 825
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), advertising (289)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 664
Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), laws (172), gross-out (89)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,951
Margaret Smith - Shopping
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (230)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,412
Jeff Cesario - Marriage
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,310
Ben Bailey - Different Smells
Even a horse couldn't survive the smells of New York in July.
Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,698
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