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Johnny Lampert: Jeffery Dahmer in the War on Terror
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I only wish Jeffrey Dahmer
were still around. He'd 'a been great in the war on terror. Imagine him after 9/11. We coulda used him in the interrogation rooms... We'd be like, 'So, you wanna tell us where the other sleeper cells are? No? Oh, I don't know if you know this other guy over here, Jeffrey Dahmer, but, uh, he eats people. Yeah, he ate your friend before, and we told him it's 10 cent wing night.'
Johnny Lampert - War on Terror
Where are America's serial killers when you need them?
Tags: Johnny Lampert (2), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 269
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621
Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior
Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.
Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (602), terrorism (439)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,628
Johnny Lampert - My Own Place
Johnny Lampert just wants his own place.
Tags: Johnny Lampert (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 112
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 413
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,122
Dwayne Kennedy - Cowards
Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 294
Lizz Winstead - Terrorist Attacks
Lizz Winstead refuses to fear terrorist attacks.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 656
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