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There's one guy yelling at
me in there. I've never even met him, he's going nuts: 'C'mon man, you gotta want it! C'mon, man, push it now! Come on! Push it now!' I'm like, 'Hey man, one guy per stall.'
Tommy Davidson - Gym
Women can't fart in front of men.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,151
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,179
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 422
Margaret Smith - Penis Dab
Women with penises would carry squares for dabbing.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 386
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,677
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (1), men/women (1003), New York City (602)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 289
Mark Schiff - The Gym
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,098
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,441
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