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Dan Naturman: Last Meal on Death Row
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Sometimes I wonder, what would
I get for my last meal? Probably Mexican food because it's my favorite food. It makes you a little gassy, but so what, you're going down in an hour -- not a big deal. And then, they'll be like, 'Any last words?' 'Yeah, pull my finger. If I'm going down, I'm taking the rest of you with me.'
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,262
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,198
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,907
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 368
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 316
Nick DiPaolo - Road Food
Beware the chef getting a bikini wax.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 207
Daniel Tosh - Cannibalism
Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,143
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 968
Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek
When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 42,475
Dave Attell - Dreaming Fat
When was the last time you were blown away by a new soup?
Tags: Dave Attell (61), food (804), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 7,049
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