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It's hard to drink and
not smoke -- it is. If you don't know what it's like, it's like trying to poop and not pee. It's hard.
Chris Porter - Liver Limits
Chris remembers a date when he tested his liver limits.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 10,892
Chris Porter - Controlled Substances
It isn't easy to drink without smoking cigarettes.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 6,273
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,177
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Chris Porter - Showering
There's rocks in that sh*t!
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821),
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 9,289
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,440
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal
Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,527
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,602
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,557
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