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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?

A: A blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Doritos.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,179

Dave Attell - Smells

What's with all these lemon air fresheners?

Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gross-out (89)

Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 7,670

Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,042

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Handicapped

Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), storyteller (263), exclusives (191)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 825

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999

Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial

You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), advertising (289)

Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 664

Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger

A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), laws (172), gross-out (89)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,951

Margaret Smith - Shopping

Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (230)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,412

Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,310

Ben Bailey - Different Smells

Even a horse couldn't survive the smells of New York in July.

Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,699

 
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