A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller | gross-out | Jokes.com

Jokes.com - Stand-up Comedy's official site
Stand-up Comedians
Funny jokes, blonde jokes, joke of the day, Yo Mama jokes, and more
The funniest stand-up video archive on the web
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z
The Web
Gross-Out Jokes
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
 Get another Gross-Out Joke »
gross-out
There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting. She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them. So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem. She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear. The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.

When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs. The doctor's only reaction to this was... "It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing...."

More Gross-Out Jokes »
Filed Under: health (812),  gross-out (692)
Posted: 10/30/08

Mike Birbiglia - Jitters

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 11,535

Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation

Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 14,142

Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet

The flu is a great way to lose some weight.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (657), weight/obesity (296)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,845

Jay Mohr - Soap

With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (657), family (647)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,624

Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper

To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (657), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 6,754

Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.

Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (831), health (657)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 4,697

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (657), animals (540)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,695

Eliot Chang - Makes the World Better

Eliot Chang loses control of his inner voice when he sees a really hot ass on the street.

Tags: Eliot Chang (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 8,273

Patrice O'Neal - Once a Month

If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 9,083

Dave Attell - Sex

Men like looking at breasts.

Tags: Dave Attell (43), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 13,265