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The number two cause of death among teenagers in America today are guns. You know the number one cause of death? Not having a gun.
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Posted: 07/31/03

Dane Cook - That Guy

There's a guy at your work that nobody talks to.

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Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.

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David Feldman does the Lord's work.

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