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Everything in my parents house
is broken. We play chess, and there are six pieces missing from our chess set. So, we replace them with pieces from my mom's nativity scene. We're playing chess with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men, and my Uncle Earl cheats. It's like: 'Uncle Earl, that's a pawn. You're not supposed to move him backwards.' 'That's the son of God, boy! You move him wherever the hell he wants to go.'
Greg Warren - Broken Chess
Playing games at Greg's parents' house can be a real drag.
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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 1,488
Greg Warren - One-Star-Hotel People
One-star people will threaten a lawsuit.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 13,802
Greg Warren - Looking Married
Greg's gonna make up stuff about his life, so his married friends feel better.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 4,072
Greg Warren - Interview - Selling Peanut Butter
People eat a lot of peanut butter and potato chips.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 2,697
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,833
Wanda Sykes - Memories
Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 1,252
Greg Warren - One-Star Weddings
Do him like you done Darryl!
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 6,928
William Wilson - Faker
William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 206
Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Richard Lewis - Chranukkah
Richard's family had a menorah on a dimmer.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 725
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