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Everything in my parents house
is broken. We play chess, and there are six pieces missing from our chess set. So, we replace them with pieces from my mom's nativity scene. We're playing chess with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men, and my Uncle Earl cheats. It's like: 'Uncle Earl, that's a pawn. You're not supposed to move him backwards.' 'That's the son of God, boy! You move him wherever the hell he wants to go.'
Greg Warren - Broken Chess
Playing games at Greg's parents' house can be a real drag.
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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 6,722
Greg Warren - One-Star-Hotel People
One-star people will threaten a lawsuit.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 17,962
Greg Warren - Looking Married
Greg's gonna make up stuff about his life, so his married friends feel better.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 10,933
Greg Warren - One-Star Weddings
Do him like you done Darryl!
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 13,373
Greg Warren - Interview - Selling Peanut Butter
People eat a lot of peanut butter and potato chips.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 6,522
Rory Scovel - Jesus
People call us the lazy generation but we're really just asking what Jesus would do.
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Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 1,967
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,965
Wanda Sykes - Memories
Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 3,297
William Wilson - Faker
William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,589
Sandra Bernhard - Purim
Sandra does it up on Purim.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,666
