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Greg Proops: Who Is From This Country?
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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
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Posted: 06/18/99

Christopher Titus - British Security

British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.

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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,227

Greg Proops - White People

America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 925

Aron Kader - Roman Numerals

Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'

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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 652

Johnny Sanchez - All-American

Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.

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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,835

Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care

Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 444

Scott Thompson - Passing

Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), ethnic (814), America (446)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 369

Al Madrigal - Mexican Population

The Mexican population is growing in America.

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Posted: 06/30/05
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Drew Fraser - Doo-Doo

Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.

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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 354

Bill Santiago - People en Espanol

Bill Santiago reviews "People en Espanol."

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 707

 
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