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Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,791
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 2,281
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (13), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 20,732
Johnny Dark - Leprosy
Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (657), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 479
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,225
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 3,012
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 2,277
Keith Robinson - Plead Stupidity
If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), health (657), crime (303)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 354
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Orny Adams - Wine Country
Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.
Tags: Orny Adams (1), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,605
