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I'm always looking for that
place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it.
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 811
Greg Proops - White People
America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 925
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 848
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,617
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee
Tags: Jeff Foxworthy (19), insults (102), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/20/05
Views: 30,896
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 14,036
Ron White - Scottish Nationalists
A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.
Tags: Ron White (24), travel (310), driving (296)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 41,976
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,735
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,516
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
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