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Greg Proops: Animal Functions
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Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be delicious and to fit well.
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Posted: 06/18/99

Greg Proops - Animals

If a cow could eat you, it would.

Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 657

Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers

Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 84,208

Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch

Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.

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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 2,030

Barry Marder - Slim-Fast

Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.

Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 813

Russ Meneve - Animals

Are there people provoking shark attacks?

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 727

Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant

If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.

Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,716

Harland Williams - Donut Owl

The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 784

Billiam Coronel - Dogs

Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285

Jeff Stilson - Squirrels

Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927

Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.

Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,609

 
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