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Greg Morton Jokes
Greg Morton: Kids and Guns
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Why are these kids bringing all these guns to school? And the parents never know: 'Oh, we had no idea. We didn't know.' How could you not know that your kids are making 30 pipe bombs in the garage? My dad knew if I broke wind in the backyard.
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