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Why are these kids bringing all these guns to school? And the parents never know: 'Oh, we had no idea. We didn't know.' How could you not know that your kids are making 30 pipe bombs in the garage? My dad knew if I broke wind in the backyard.
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Posted: 01/23/03

Greg Morton - Kids and Violence

Parents have no idea that their kids are too violent.

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It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

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