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Why are these kids bringing
all these guns to school? And the parents never know: 'Oh, we had no idea. We didn't know.' How could you not know that your kids are making 30 pipe bombs in the garage? My dad knew if I broke wind in the backyard.
Greg Morton - Kids and Violence
Parents have no idea that their kids are too violent.
Tags: Greg Morton (2), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 590
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,476
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,761
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,090
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 525
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (828), violence (298)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,149
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,784
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,976
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,741
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,437
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